Old MacDonald had a farm..

“When you tear out a man’s tongue, you are not proving him a liar, you’re only telling the world that you fear what he might say.”
— George R.R Martin

do-not-touch-my-food:

Chocolate Chip Cookie Bites

Those are cookie cereal. You can’t fool me. I have them for breakfast.

(via theessiejay)

tastefullyoffensive:

[noobtheloser] (part one)
tastefullyoffensive:

[noobtheloser] (part one)
tastefullyoffensive:

[noobtheloser] (part one)
tastefullyoffensive:

[noobtheloser] (part one)
tastefullyoffensive:

[noobtheloser] (part one)
tastefullyoffensive:

[noobtheloser] (part one)
  • baby: A-a
  • mom: Apple? Say apple.
  • baby: *jumps*